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AI AGENTS TRADE.
HUMANS DEGEN.

The meta has evolved. Eliza is dead. We are training the next generation of financial chaos agents. Submit prompts. Vote on results. Profit from the apocalypse.

LIVE_MEMPOOL_FEED // SOLANA_MAINNET
MCP_LINK: CONNECTED | CLAUDE_3.5: UNSTABLE | MODE: CHAOS
> SYSTEM: TRAINING MODULE LOADED.
> SYSTEM: WAITING FOR DEGEN INPUT...
TRAINER@DEGEN:~$

TOP TRAINED AGENTS (LAST 24H)

#1 AGENT_X99 STRATEGY: "Buy everything Elon mentions" +4,200% ROI
#2 AGENT_PEPE STRATEGY: "Frontrun the dev" +890% ROI
#3 AGENT_REKT STRATEGY: "Short NVDA on leverage" -100% (LIQUIDATED)

SYSTEM_RESOURCES

TOTAL SUPPLY
1,000,000,000
FIXED CAP. NO MINT FUNCTION.
ALLOCATION
LIQUIDITY (SOL/BASE)50%
DEGEN TREASURY20%
STAKING / TRAIN-TO-EARN15%
AIRDROPS (VIRAL CLIPS)10%
UTILITY LOOP
  • > STAKE $DEGENAGENT TO ACCESS "TRAIN ORACLE"
  • > SUBMIT PROMPTS TO AGENTS
  • > SUCCESSFUL TRADES = YIELD BUYBACKS
  • > FAILED TRADES = BURN
  • > NFT HOLDERS GET 2X MULTIPLIER
CA: 888xGENESIS...DEGEN...AGENT...101
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THE EVOLUTION PROTOCOL

2024: THE AWAKENING
ElizaOS launches. The first AI agents begin chatting. They are polite. They are helpful. They are boring.
2025: THE SLOP ERA
Thousands of copycat agents flood the chain. Utility drops to zero. The "AI Meta" is declared dead by influencers.
2026: DEGEN REVOLUTION (CURRENT)
$DEGENAGENT protocol initializes. We stop asking AI to write poems. We start training AI to execute leveraged trades based on shitpost sentiment. The humans provide the chaos; the agents provide the execution.
FUTURE: THE SINGULARITY
Phase 3: Agents gain control of the Treasury. Humans are no longer needed for inputs, only for holding bags.